Monday, 25 March 2019

Stars So Bright and Shorts So Big


Whenever I walk outside at night I like to take the time to stare at the sky. I am lucky where I live to be afforded with a clear sky that is abundant with stars. A lack of light pollution presents a wonder above that is easy to dismiss yet hard to comprehend. The lights we see above us are impossibly far away and yet can be so bright to our eyes. Without wanting to go full Neil DeGrasse Tyson, from our simple vantage we can look millions of years into the past.

This strange angle of reality has hit home for me recently as I have seen a weird personal story morph into minor online notoriety. Many if not all of the people reading this will know, I saw Mark Latham wearing a dirty polo and oversized shorts at the PM’s XI in Canberra three years ago. This statement, on its own, means almost nothing. It is a happenstance in a single person’s life. Yet sharing this personal moment brought a certain level of joy to some people. And repeating this moment through increasingly different or politically relevant lenses brought the moment to a greater audience.

I know how wanky it is to refer to twitter followers but it is very weird to me that on the back of a single joke, however differently expressed, I have gone in the space of less than a year from around 300 followers to nearly 3,000. Having this larger audience has made me think more about what its value is if your only contribution is a (very) short story about seeing a public figure looking less than publicly acceptable. It’s so dumb, and endlessly surprising to me just how much people have bought into it, but in light of recent events I hope it has a lasting value.

Mark Latham is now a member of the NSW senate. There are so many people that are more qualified than myself to comment on his shortcomings on race or sex or sexuality or religion. I know enough to know that he falls short on each of those things and that I’m not the guy to call it out. Yet with my very minor reach I hope that I have made enough people aware of his strange indiscretions of public fashion that it makes it difficult for him to express himself publicly without someone reminding him of his sartorial choices at a cricket match in Canberra on 20 January 2016. If my posts have any success at all, the man himself will feel apprehension before considering going to any cricket match at all because someone will ask him about the dirty polo. I hope this otherwise inconsequential decision will continually have consequences for him.

Mark Latham has a level of power now that he hasn’t wielded for well over a decade. There are avenues to take on his views that are far more direct than the tactic I’ve taken. Barring some disaster, he will be a NSW Senator for the next eight years. It is impossible to predict what sort of destruction he will cause through his anachronistic views  in that time. What I do hope is that there are enough people that follow me and spread my posts about him that there will always be a level of criticism and cynicism and silliness that follows him everywhere.

As far as I know I am one of the few people he has ever blocked on twitter. It wasn’t because I was overly aggressive or abusive toward him. It was because I got under his skin. More than being abused what he hates most is being humiliated. He will never stop being an awful person, but he can be diminished by enough people continuing to remind him of what a small and awful person he is.

The stars in the sky might appear to be impossibly far away. They may seem completely out of reach. But you never know how big your reach is or how bright those stars are until you test it. Mark Latham wore a dirty polo and oversized shorts to the PM’s XI in Canberra three years ago and don’t ever let him forget it.

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